His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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