So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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