I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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