My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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