I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I have tasted many bathrooms
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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