Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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