You're completely useless in the revolution.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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