My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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