Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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