i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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