Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's rum buckets o'clock
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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