I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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