The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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