Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Small penises have feelings too.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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