I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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