Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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