We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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