"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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