In the future we'll all be gay
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
