Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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