bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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