What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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