Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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