talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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