So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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