My friends, they love my intelligence
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
