$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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