Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Randomize
