Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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