You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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