I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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