Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
