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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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