My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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