Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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