You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
