operation harelip BJ is a go
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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