Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
two words...techno handjob
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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