they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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