how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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