Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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