you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
