just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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