How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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