So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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