isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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