Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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