hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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