I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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