So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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