you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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