So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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