You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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