I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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